So Much Wrong Here

I just got suckered into reading a spam titled “Lee Majors Bionic Hearing” because It Pissed Me Off. Everyone knows it was astronaut Steve Austin who got the 8 megapixel eyeball and 60MPH legs, while it was Jaime Sommers who fell out of a plane on purpose and ended up needing an ear implant, which also resulted in the talent for (the gorgeous) Lindsay Wagner to crush tennis balls in her grip. Great ’70s metaphor, that.

I hate tennis.

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