Carrie: “What are you drinking?”

Fred: “Capachuchuchuchu Tea. It helps clean out my tear ducts. It keeps my skin nice and dry. It tastes like soot and hot water.”

Carrie: “Well, it looks like a still birth.”

Fred: “I’m hooked.”

Carrie: “Addiction isn’t funny.”

Fred: “Sure it is.”

Enter Steve Buscemi.

Now I’m hooked too. Portlandia, on IFC starting January 21st.